Many of you may not have known that I invented a special instrument that I have used for over 12 years for my Axillary and Buttock Augmentation cases to place the implants. I have been selling this instrument and teaching other surgeons to use it as well. This instrument is patent pending , trademarked and FDA approval pending payment of their fee.
The instrument is excellent for a consistant dissection of the breast pocket or the pocket to place the buttock implant. I will show you a picture of it here. Then you will know why I call it the Butt-a-rang and the Boob-a-rang. Though this may sound like a joke that is what I named it.
So now you know it looks like the Australian boom-a- rang so that is why I call it the boob-a-rang or butt-o-rang depending on its use. This instrument we manufacture and ship all over the world. Surgeons are using them in Korea, Japan and Europe. Its simple design and simpler use makes it do fine for beginner surgeons to use. Yet I will save that part to tell them.
The funny part- I want to tell you my dear readers. Today I had to pick up some that were manufactured for me so that I can ship them to the surgeons who ordered them. I went to the machine shop where all the fancy LASER cutting equipment is for metal and of course I was late. The only people who were in the shop were the craftsmen who do such fine work for me. It was funny becuase it was at the end of their day. So they know me and said “Hey Doc how about making us some boobs?” . Typical workers who were enjoying a beer after they closed their shop on a Friday night. So fun and I recall when I was 18 and worked in construction. At the end of the week working hard with physical labor al week in the heat—nothing is better than sitting around drinking a beer with your fellow workman. It great because you dont do anything no hard work, just laugh and joke. I know there frame of mind completely. So it did not suprise me when they all got up and started teasing me and making jokes about Botox on their private parts, giving them one breast or having to come to the operating room and personally ,,,,,I mean them inspecting how my instruments work on my beuatiful young female patients. Sorry boys but that would be against the law!!
Well so much for my Friday , I took their jokes and good natured harassment and went to Muay Thai. If any of you are interested in seeing these instruments and how they are used check my web site www.boob-a-rang.com !!!
Till next time
Doctor808
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